Pert' Near 

Really fuckin' close.

I was pert' near the gas station when I pert' near hit an old lady walking across the street.

Her nipples were so long, I pert' near got my eye poked out.

Her: How close are you to cumming?

Me: Pert' near!

Pert' Near by Badturns July 13, 2010

pert near 

really really really close.

Pert near hit that fellow.

pert near by Anonymous August 28, 2002

pert near 

pretty near

she was pert near asleep

pert near by lee crawford April 29, 2003

pert near 

If this word is used then you have located a hillbilly redneck.

I'm pert near to pushing that goat through that fence.

pert near by ORMMER November 6, 2010

pert’near 

Close to this time

It’s pert’near time to start a new career

pert’near by Lady Delilah February 20, 2024

pertnear 

Southern slang for the sentence " pretty near finished" with the task at hand.

Hey, you finished unloading that truck yet? Pertnear boss!

pertnear by Thomas Mullinax March 31, 2008