Smugro

An African-American negro whose attitude is overtly smug. Said smugness is usually directed towards white people. The condition of Smuggerness is quite funny due to the fact that the Smugro is unaware that they are an affirmative action beneficiary. Smugroes typically have a short shelf life as they move on with the loss of a racial bias suit against their employer.

Holy crap. I was on the phone for 3 hours with the IRS, and I couldn't get past the Smugro who didn't understand the King's english.

Smugro by ZippyMoonbat July 10, 2010

smugnorant 

when hubris and ignorance combine to create blindness

Bari Weisses is smugnorant when it comes to facts.

smugnorant by dequsee February 4, 2019

Smegroll 

The combination of smegma, the cheesy formation of crusty jizz, piss, and pube sweat that forms primarily at the tip of your dong after days of not showering and beating off, and the fantastic chinese appetizer, the eggroll! Mainly used to describe a horrible tasting old juicy eggroll that is past it's prime, or a drunken college dudes unwashed wang.

Dude, there is no way I'm eating that 4 day old smegroll that you stuffed in the box of left over mu shu chicken!

Hey, did you hear she went home with that dude she met at the party. I guess she almost decided she wasn't gonna munch on his smegroll, but she did anyway. She told me it was like eating last nights mu shu chicken.

Smegroll by ranchdrsn June 11, 2009

smugboard 

A magical place where mostly memes and art of various kinds, often about baldness, end up after positive mass appeal in the moonmoon_ow discord server. They say access to the board is restricted on Sundays because it's the Lord's day but it's actually because of degenerates spamming posts onto the board on Saturday nights.

Can I get on the smugboard, please?
- permabanned former member of moonmoon_ow's discord channel

smugboard by hairline886 June 3, 2018

Smugmobile 

A car that is bought just to prove that they are keeping up with the status quo. i.e. Toyota Prius

(Jeremy Clarkson) There are so many damn smugmobiles in London, look there are too in one parking spot.

Smugmobile by liebz January 13, 2009

smigrod 

a slimmy rod or your junk after a particularly wet blow or a post-jizz penis

I put my smigrod in that bitch's face

smigrod by Francisco September 1, 2004

Smugnorant 

when sanctimonious middle-class, centrist Democrats unironically accuse other white people of having white privilege whilst being oblivious to their own class privilege.

Another example is when they accuse an actor of playing a white saviour in a film whilst acting like a white saviour themself in their denouncment of said actor.

Katie is such a smugnorant dipshit. She supports candidates with predatory economic policies and still thinks she's woke because she pays lipservice to equality.

Smugnorant by Celebitchy February 6, 2019