with more tatto's than brain cells, Yok's
will normally spend up to 14 days in Magaluf, Mallorca, over the "f*cking
summer".
Not content at knowing they have ruined what used to be a beautiful land by splashing Neon and Chilli Sauce all over its rolling hills, they must also pollute the formally tranquil surroundings with boisterous songs; "YOKKY YOKKY YOKKY - GOY GOY GOY".
Wallowing in swimming pools by
day, and foam by night, Yok's are a species that come with a warning - admire from a far, but steer well
clear.