by Cris Alexander February 14, 2004
The name given to a loss of clear speech due to use/abuse of ketamine. Combines an existing loss of ability to put together a sentence with the slurring of words. Sufferers will find it very hard to "spit out" words.
Magically rhymes with "bong" and can be used to turn marijuana references into ketamine references.
Word is likely derived from the combination of 'k' and 'langue', the french word for tongue.
Magically rhymes with "bong" and can be used to turn marijuana references into ketamine references.
Word is likely derived from the combination of 'k' and 'langue', the french word for tongue.
by snubbyy June 9, 2009
old African-American and southern slang for a treatment to de-kink hair, if one's hair is curly or kinky and one wants to de-kink it. Usually applied to an African-American's hair.
She went and got a klong treatment and her hair, now it's all straight and proper and she looks great!
by Leroy November 24, 2003
by Nhilrhim January 14, 2020
Klong : Something that is so utterly better than something else that it obliterates it. Inspired by the sound "Klong!" of the thing that is being Klonged being crushed under a One Ton Metal Weight dropped on top of it.
Can refer to upgrades, or best of class.
Can refer to upgrades, or best of class.
"Heroes series 4 is so tired and uninspired. That new show Flash Forward just totally Klonged it!"
"I thought my last girlfriend was hot but you totally Klonged her"
Very similar to the term "Shits all over"
"I thought my last girlfriend was hot but you totally Klonged her"
Very similar to the term "Shits all over"
by sharkswithfrickenlaserbeams October 3, 2009