Klong : Something that is so utterly better than something else that it obliterates it. Inspired by the sound "Klong!" of the thing that is being Klonged being crushed under a One Ton Metal Weight dropped on top of it.
Can refer to upgrades, or best of class.
"Heroes series 4 is so tired and uninspired. That new show Flash Forward just totally Klonged it!"
"I thought my last girlfriend was hot but you totally Klonged her"