Klong : Something that is so utterly better than something else that it obliterates it. Inspired by the sound "Klong!" of the thing that is being Klonged being crushed under a One Ton Metal Weight dropped on top of it.
Can refer to upgrades, or best of class.
"Heroes series 4 is so tired and uninspired. That new show Flash Forward just totally Klonged it!"
"I thought my last girlfriend was hot but you totally Klonged her"
Very similar to the term "Shits all over"