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Citizens United 

Bullshit name of an election campaign committee that convinced the Supreme Court to allow corporations decide who wins and who loses federal elections.

Obama State of Union Address mentioned Citizens United with an "in your face" to the Supreme Court. Justice Alito visibly disagreed.
Citizens United is for good for citizens the same way rat poison is good for rats.

Citizens United sucks. I wanted Joe Shmoe, who seems kind of honest, to win the Senate seat and go to Congress. But the fucking Supreme Court let XYZ corporation provide a billion dollars in advertising for a crook named Bernie Madoff running against him, and it totally sunk Joe's campaign. Now Madoff will haul in millions of dollars in bribes from XYZ and a bunch of their crony companies. America the Beautiful!
Citizens United by euphemismo March 21, 2010

citizens arrest 

A person acting as the law, making an arrest without being a law-enforcerer
Did you see him do a citizens arrest? He could get jailed!

Citizens For A Responsible Curriculum 

A group of yokels afraid of homos and rubbers. Attempting to recall the School Board in the liberal Washington, D.C. suburb of Montgomery Couny (MoCo), Maryland.

Scared to death about the thought of their children being taught that gay people exist and being shown a video of how to properly put on a condom, using a cucumber.
Citizens For A Responsible Curriculum are a bunch of scared pussies and cunts who live in the Stone Age.

Citizens Bank 

A bank in the New England, New York and the Mid Atlantic that survives in the industry by charging their customers riduculous amounts in fees and charges. It is owned and operated by white collared con-artists.
"Wow that Citizens Bank charged me a really hugh fee. Geez they really fucked me."
Citizens Bank by XXX:]XX October 24, 2008

Citizens Intelligence 

(opposite of "government intelligence") A coalition of CITIZENS that represent the intelligence that is needed to replace the NON-SENSE that politicians have created with COMMON SENSE that can serve those who are governed.

Since 'unions' are more likely to receive favored benefits from the government now, the CAGI Union is hereby founded to represent the Citizens Against Government Intelligence.

Join CAGI and get back to Common Sense in Government !
"Citizens Intelligence" beats 'government intelligence' every time !

"Hello, I'm a CITIZEN and I'm here to HELP you (the Government).

Join forces and get your rights back - let's all be CAGI !!
Citizens Intelligence by op_position February 27, 2010

Upright Citizens Brigade 

Also known as "UCB." Improv comedy group/school in NYC. Had their own TV show for a while which kicked ass.

The UCB are responsible for such great things as Ass Pennies, The Poo Stick, The Hole in the Sheet, Captain Lunatic, Bong Boy, Thunderball, Supercool, The Bucket of Truth, and The Little Donny Foundation.

Their school has launched many a comedian onto an unsuspecting public, including Rob Corddry and Ed Helms of "The Daily Show."
(This was the intro to the show)

From the dawn of civilization they have existed in order to undermine it.

"Our only enemy is the status quo. Our only friend is chaos."

They have no government ties and unlimited resources.

"When something goes wrong, we are the cause."

Every corner of this Earth is under their surveillance.

"If you do it, we see it. Always.
We believe the powerful should be made less powerful.
We have heard the voice of society, begging us to destabilize it.
Antione. Colby. Trotter. Adair.
We are the Upright Citizens Brigade."
Upright Citizens Brigade by Colby October 18, 2004