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Definitions by Colby

Origin: when any mammal has died and is on its back, it is "tits up". Things have gone titsup, meaning, the animal/situation has fallen down/gone wrong.
"Star Wars I, II would have been great, but Lucas became involved and the story-line went titsup!"
titsup by colby May 13, 2005

doppelbanger 

Similar to doppelganger. In the context of sex, someone involved who looks like someone else, usually when refering to a celebrity sex video tape.
A second reviewer claims that the video is dated July 3, 1997, and estimates that Davis - or maybe her doppelbanger - was 27 at the time. "She sure looks a lot and sounds a lot like the real deal," the reviewer says.
doppelbanger by Colby December 24, 2004

discordia 

If you understood the definition, then you're a Discordian, if you didn't, then you probably aren't.
discordia by Colby November 7, 2004

Dennis Kucinich 

If John Kerry had any sense, he'd have picked Dennis as VP instead of John Edwards.
Dennis Kucinich by Colby October 18, 2004

Upright Citizens Brigade 

Also known as "UCB." Improv comedy group/school in NYC. Had their own TV show for a while which kicked ass.

The UCB are responsible for such great things as Ass Pennies, The Poo Stick, The Hole in the Sheet, Captain Lunatic, Bong Boy, Thunderball, Supercool, The Bucket of Truth, and The Little Donny Foundation.

Their school has launched many a comedian onto an unsuspecting public, including Rob Corddry and Ed Helms of "The Daily Show."
(This was the intro to the show)

From the dawn of civilization they have existed in order to undermine it.

"Our only enemy is the status quo. Our only friend is chaos."

They have no government ties and unlimited resources.

"When something goes wrong, we are the cause."

Every corner of this Earth is under their surveillance.

"If you do it, we see it. Always.
We believe the powerful should be made less powerful.
We have heard the voice of society, begging us to destabilize it.
Antione. Colby. Trotter. Adair.
We are the Upright Citizens Brigade."
Upright Citizens Brigade by Colby October 18, 2004

omib00bies

A new definition regarding breast size on a woman. Used as a replacement for a more derogatory wordism. Used singularly as omib00b which is a rocking chick
That girl has a nice set of omib00bies.
omib00bies by Colby April 25, 2004