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13 definitions by Colby

 
1.
The best President we've never had.
If John Kerry had any sense, he'd have picked Dennis as VP instead of John Edwards.
by Colby October 18, 2004
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2.
the awesome lead singer of from first to last
sonny moore is really fucking short
by colby August 02, 2004
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3.
Also known as "UCB." Improv comedy group/school in NYC. Had their own TV show for a while which kicked ass.

The UCB are responsible for such great things as Ass Pennies, The Poo Stick, The Hole in the Sheet, Captain Lunatic, Bong Boy, Thunderball, Supercool, The Bucket of Truth, and The Little Donny Foundation.

Their school has launched many a comedian onto an unsuspecting public, including Rob Corddry and Ed Helms of "The Daily Show."
(This was the intro to the show)

From the dawn of civilization they have existed in order to undermine it.

"Our only enemy is the status quo. Our only friend is chaos."

They have no government ties and unlimited resources.

"When something goes wrong, we are the cause."

Every corner of this Earth is under their surveillance.

"If you do it, we see it. Always.
We believe the powerful should be made less powerful.
We have heard the voice of society, begging us to destabilize it.
Antione. Colby. Trotter. Adair.
We are the Upright Citizens Brigade."
by Colby October 18, 2004
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4.
Fnord fnord fnord fnord
If you understood the definition, then you're a Discordian, if you didn't, then you probably aren't.
by Colby November 07, 2004
91 51
 
5.
LAX
Los Angeles International Airport
I flew from SEA to LAX today.
by Colby September 13, 2003
59 48
 
6.
Origin: when any mammal has died and is on its back, it is "tits up". Things have gone titsup, meaning, the animal/situation has fallen down/gone wrong.
"Star Wars I, II would have been great, but Lucas became involved and the story-line went titsup!"
by colby March 24, 2005
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7.
internet crack.
"I droped out of school to play xenimus full time."
by colby December 11, 2003
10 8