Colby's definitions

xenimus

internet crack.

"I droped out of school to play xenimus full time."

by colby December 11, 2003

Heisman

V: In American football, when an offensive player pushes a defensive player away with one arm in order to flee and/or incapacitate the defensive player, emulating the Heisman Trophy.

Wow, did you see Ricky Williams heisman that linebacker?

by Colby September 8, 2003

LAX

Los Angeles International Airport

I flew from SEA to LAX today.

by Colby September 13, 2003

titsup

Origin: when any mammal has died and is on its back, it is "tits up". Things have gone titsup, meaning, the animal/situation has fallen down/gone wrong.

"Star Wars I, II would have been great, but Lucas became involved and the story-line went titsup!"

by colby May 13, 2005

omib00bies

A new definition regarding breast size on a woman. Used as a replacement for a more derogatory wordism. Used singularly as omib00b which is a rocking chick

That girl has a nice set of omib00bies.

by Colby April 25, 2004

doppelbanger

Similar to doppelganger. In the context of sex, someone involved who looks like someone else, usually when refering to a celebrity sex video tape.

A second reviewer claims that the video is dated July 3, 1997, and estimates that Davis - or maybe her doppelbanger - was 27 at the time. "She sure looks a lot and sounds a lot like the real deal," the reviewer says.

by Colby December 24, 2004

Dennis Kucinich

The best President we've never had.

If John Kerry had any sense, he'd have picked Dennis as VP instead of John Edwards.

by Colby October 18, 2004