Pulling a Jordan 

The act of driving a car so aggressively that it breaks (typically within a few months of buying)

Dude I want to buy a Lambo but I’m afraid that I’ll end up pulling a Jordan.

Pulling a Jordan by Asgoodasaxe February 2, 2019

pulling a jordan 

to randomly kiss someone u just met or only knew for a 24 hour period.

i ask my friend to tag along while i meet some friends that are girls, and when we say good by he kisses one of the on the lips unexpectedly, and they were very mad, this is an example of pulling a jordan

pulling a jordan by jbman666 November 13, 2010

Pulling a Jordan 

The act of not following through i.e. Making plans with no intention of the completion to the said activity.

If someone where to say they were going to move to Humphreys, California with a friend, however, does not have any plans to follow through. That person is "Pulling a Jordan".

Pulling a Jordan by G-Boss August 20, 2011

pulling a jordan 

When you fail in such a massive way that it can't be measured on the normal scale of failure.

That guy tries so hard, but when it counts he's always pulling a jordan.

pulling a jordan by TY365247 July 13, 2011

pulling a jordan 

The act of pretending to be sick and crawling up into your bed, in the hopes of having your girlfriend crawl up there with you. So that you can have a valid excuse to have sex with her.

Billy "I feel sick, I'm going to go up into my bed because I feel like butt."
-Billy climbs into his bed
Tiffany "Stop pulling a jordan Billy, if you want to fuck then just ask me."
-Billy becomes embarrassed because he got caught acting a fool, by pulling a jordan.

pulling a jordan by sequioahall170vato April 13, 2014

pulling a Jordan 

taking a very long time to get ready, in order to go/do something..

"Dude, we've been waiting for like 45 minutes.."
"He's pulling a Jordan.. might as well sleep, its gonna be another 2 hours.."

pulling a Jordan by Jack Sears November 7, 2018

pulling a jordan 

When a player goes down with what looks like a career ending injury, only to come back and have the best game of his life

I was shooting pool with my boy when he accidentally banged his arm against the wall. It looked pretty bad but he was pulling a jordan and cleared all the balls before I had a chance to even shoot one.

pulling a jordan by NickyLags June 28, 2010