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Face Pony 

(noun)

(1) A lesbian who (a) takes pleasure in servicing other women sexually AND (b) has no intention of perpetuating the relationship any further outside of a purely physical union.

(2) A lesbian who allows women to sit on her face for sexual gratification.

(3) Lesbian-specific synonym for "player".
I thought she really liked me, but it turns out that face pony only wants sex.
Face Pony by loveypotpie June 16, 2010
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Lying Dog Face Pony Soldier 

Acronym - for dumb F___ Piece of S___!