A word derived from a mixture of the words squalor and scholar. In practical use, it is used to throw off the recipient and confuse them as to whether they are being called a scholar (someone of higheducation) or a squalor (someone of extreme dirtiness and poverty).
How squalored of you!
You're looking mighty squalored today!
I'm humbled by how squalored you are.
I'm proud and squalored by you.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.