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Squarturing 

Verb: When someone grabs their foreskin and squeezes, making a farting sound.
Yo who's making that farting noise?

Oh that's just artur.

That's Nasty dude, stop squarturing
Squarturing by Doodjrb ysicnv April 26, 2016
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Salturess 

To commend or congratulate someone for an act of ingenious, but dubious actions.
"I totally salturess that guy. I mean he broke both of his legs in seven places, but his high wire unicycle act was pretty cool."
Salturess by PeachesTheDroog October 20, 2018

Stulture 

1. n. someone or something with an overwhelming amount of raw swagger 2. A BLA Buccaneer 3. A state of mind
Person 1: The BLA Buc's are so fly.

Person 2: Ya, everyone's jealous of them cuz they got mad stulture
Stulture by Butt End Save March 4, 2010

Squallgreens 

Da large chain of pharmacy stores dat offers products and services to assist harried parents wif their noisy bratty offspring.
I wonder if Ethan Couch's parents needed to frequent Squallgreens during said miscreant's formative years?
Squallgreens by QuacksO May 30, 2020
A word derived from a mixture of the words squalor and scholar. In practical use, it is used to throw off the recipient and confuse them as to whether they are being called a scholar (someone of high education) or a squalor (someone of extreme dirtiness and poverty).
How squalored of you!
You're looking mighty squalored today!
I'm humbled by how squalored you are.
I'm proud and squalored by you.
squalored by Riceszor July 22, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026