Obonic

(Adj.) A Dysfunctional mutha!

You makin' fun of me and its so ironic,
cuz my girl's hot and yours' so obonic!

Obonic by YFDAVE June 10, 2010

Ohonic 

A person who has a bunch of friends but still prefers to stay alone at their own space because they find themselves more fun and interesting.

Guy 1: Hey bruh let's go to the arcade,everyone's waiting.
Ohonic guy: I think I'll pass,i need to do some of my stuff( giggles)

Guy 2: Damn this guy is ohonic,let him be!

Ohonic by Xpello March 14, 2019

oconic 

a superlative form of "epic"--as in, some thing, person, or event exceeds the amount of epic that the term "epic" provides.

"That was beyond epic, man."
"You mean it was oconic."
"Yeah...exactly."

That party was oconic in nature.

Chuck Norris is not simply epic, he is oconic.

oconic by Francis Townshend January 7, 2009

obomics 

A new language for a new administration.

I cant wait to learn Obomics and be able to converse with the African American men at the basketball games.

obomics by Travis and Brian February 5, 2009

Obonics

A term to describe Barack Hussein Obama's vernacular English. Similar to Ebonics with the exception that this speech type is performed by a Mulatto instead of an African American. It is also used by those who support B. Hussein Obama's Communist Regime. Believed to be derived from Jive Talking, Ogga Booga, and other Ghetto-centric speech patterns.

When Barack Hussein Obama says "No new taxes" (his infamous 'Read My Purple Lips' speech) he was speaking in Obonics which, when translated into English, means "New taxes". When B. Hussein said he was "never a Muslim" he was also speaking Obonics and what he really meant to say was that "he was a Muslim" but didn't want you to know about it or talk about it until it would be too late (later on, as 'pResident', he would 'proudly' admit to his Muslim background when he was kowtowing to Muslim despots and tyrants). When Barack Hussein Obama said his name was "African Swahili" he was speaking Obonics but what he really meant was, "My name is Arabic because my father and his ancestors were (and are) all Muslims".

Obonics by ClassyWatusi July 5, 2009

Osonic Boom Laden

A kit on Call of Duty 4 consisting of:
1. An AK-47 with grenade launcher
2. Sonic Boom
3. Martyrdom

"Lets piss the other team off. Everyone put on Osonic Boom Laden."

Osonic Boom Laden by Bodysnatchers17 May 7, 2009

Oboni 

A sexy looking girl whom you'll find in various locations, will lash out if you are a bum and muscular. Becomes horny when you set your eyes on her. Irritation is made easy if someone else gets the attention.

I've floated in zero-gravity by Oboni

Oboni by ano00000numojhfiuerh_1112 June 17, 2024