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shit herder 

A sheperd who watches over turds and keeps them grouped together. Used as an insult
shit herder by Poo fetish June 24, 2003

Damn, that shit slaps harder than Will Smith 

This phrase is used to emphasis how fire something is. Use this phrase to spice up any compliment.
Yo, you've got some nice kicks, damn, that shit slaps harder than Will Smith.

Have you watched the latest blockbuster? Damn, that shit slapped harder than Will Smith

shitherder 

An animal that despite how much you love it and the fact that it doesnt do anything wrong (to it), just doesnt do the things that you want it to do. Therefore, only an afternoon's 'shitherding' could possibly convince it to do what you want it to do. This would involve pushing shit around with its nose until it had assembled it all in a nice and easy to dispose of pile, preferably clingfilmed. This would be an alternative to becoming a shish-kebab.
My dog does everything a dog does natuarally, but does not go to bed when i tell it to, only because it thinks there is something better to do. An afternoon as a shitherder would soon put a stop to that!

shithoarder 

{Shh-hit-hor-der}
verb, -ing -ed
1- hoarding some shit, whether it be information, or material goods.
2- one who refrains from giving or granting
3- A person that is holding out on something, when the withholder has immediate access to the objectof contention.
4- one who gathers or accumulates a hoard of shit
5- a pack rat
My fucking gook-ass green grocer is shithoarding the goddamn lettuce!

I know he's got weed, he's just a fucking shithoarder.

That guy had shit wall to wall in his house, he was a real shithorder.
shithoarder by DKtionary December 12, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026