conspution 

1) when something is well placed in a group of things or on its own
2) when someone looks nice and well put together

" these umbrellas are conspution"
"hey you have some conspution going on today!! :)"

Person 1: "hey you look nice today."
Person2: "thanks you too, you got some conspution."

conspution by Jenna and steph! :) June 3, 2010

Consluting 

When a friend advises another friend on how to best obtain sex and/or sexual acts from a member of the opposite sex.

Sarah is consluting with Sue about how to get Bill to do her after they leave the bar.

Consluting by Hilly2008 December 9, 2008

coniption 

An heightened emotional state that results in an animated fit of peak.

I will have a coniption if I fail this exam.
Dad will have a coniption when he finds out I crashed the car.

coniption by Melissa Yardley September 4, 2003

coniption fit 

When a person goes into a fit of rage, such as a spaz attack.

Mary: How was your day?
John: Why the hell would you care?
Mary: Don't have a coniption fit!

coniption fit by Toriiiia- September 9, 2006

coniption 

To get wicked mad pissed like a crazy guy on steroids who just stubbed his toe.

Crazy Guy On Steroids: "MUDDA FUCKAAAAAGH, MY TOOOOOOOOOEEEE"
Crazy Guy On Steroids Mom: "Honey, don't have a coniption. Mumsy made you some cookies with extra protien like you like."
Crazy Guy On Steriods On Ground Holding His Foot: "OWWWWWWWWWWWW"

coniption by rythmik1 December 21, 2004

coniption shit 

Getting into an argument with someone to the point where you lose your mind when you are stuck on the crapper.

The wife picked a fight with me while I was shitting, I almost blew an O-ring, she pissed me off so bad I had a coniption shit!

coniption shit by rockabilly_32 March 12, 2010

coniption 

To be unhappy with another and have a fit. A bad temper followed by anger

My dad is going to have a conniption when he finds out I wrecked his camaro.

coniption by BillyGoat November 14, 2002