Haytch

An abbreviated version of "I hate you," often said for fun or jealousy.

Person one- Yum i got a new matty(mattress).
Person two- Nasty haytch!

Haytch by Jennico and NinjaNoost May 15, 2010

don't haytch my mellow

Similar to the old fashioned saying “don’t cramp my style” but it’s cooler, and more hip to say than that old boomer saying

Bob: hey John can I tag along with you to that party on Thursday
John: nah bruh don't haytch my mellow

don't haytch my mellow by Semi Aquatic Bird Society October 13, 2022

knife~throwing & hatchet~throwing

A sport of good aim, usually thrown at a tree or fence. Fun & it takes Skill to do this.

I'm pretty good at knife~throwing & hatchet~throwing, I get 8 out of 10 spot on!

knife~throwing & hatchet~throwing by Starchylde May 28, 2016

J Hatch

Being a Culture Vulture - selling dreams to young black kids to try to turn a profit

Bro, please don’t try to J Hatch me charging me to play my music and selling me dreams

J Hatch by Thelongrun July 20, 2020

Hatching 

when the boys get drunk enough New Years they agree take turns fucking the local whore in the same bath water

We are Hatching this shawty

Hatching by Garfy13 February 5, 2021

Haytham Kenway 

The father of the Assassin Connor Kenway from Assassin's Creed 3. A highly skilled fighter and freerunner, Haytham has the skills of the greatest Assassins. The perfect embodiment of Templar ideology and the only Templar who tried to make peace with the Assassins, Haytham Kenway is easily the greatest Templar who ever lived and one of the greatest characters in the Assassin's Creed series.

Haytham Kenway is the British version of Chuck Norris.

Haytham Kenway by Haytham Kenway December 14, 2012

Hatchin' Eggs 

1. A way to describe walking, in reference to Pokemon Go.

2. To bail on a situation, in reference to Pokemon Go

3. People jogging, walking or biking at a speed slow enough to be registered by the Pokemon Go app GPS, while still being a faster pace than regular walking.

1. "My car broke down, I gotta hatch eggs."

2. "I'm over this music, I'm hatchin' eggs. PEACE!"

3. "I'm watching the Olympic speed walking. Man, these ladies are hatchin' mad eggs."

Hatchin' Eggs by Dalmatian Mice July 20, 2016