Dick Buttkiss 

The condition known as Dick Buttkiss occurs in severely overweight men who are already experiencing a prolonged case of "flounder dick". The flounder dick is forced to migrate so far south that it eventually locates itself right up against your butthole- resulting in a Dick Buttkiss.

I knew a guy who couldn't sit down because of his Dick Buttkiss.

Dick Buttkiss by drbinshore May 14, 2010

Dick Buttkiss 

When a person is spooning with their male partner, whose penis is wedged between their buttcheeks, and the person farts on their partner's penis.

I woke up my husband this morning with a Dick Buttkiss.

Dick Buttkiss by cyberharpie September 20, 2016

Dick Buttkiss 

That person who thinks he/she is part of the group just because he follows you and your group around no matter how much you try to ditch him

Dick Buttkiss- Hey guys!
John-Quick, RUN!!!

Dick Buttkiss by coaster-toaster May 12, 2013

dickbuttkiss

One who kisses the anus of another while slipping their point finger up the others urethra, simultaneously rubbing their taint with a sponge

Hey Dickbuttkiss, get out of my garden !!

dickbuttkiss by Scrotum April 2, 2021

DicButtkiss 

Parents dreaming of the perfect name often consider playground nicknames. Gym Tickle Balls Jordan would like to have a word with Ronald McFondle.

DicButtkiss is way out of line with Gym Tickle Balls Jordan and your kids coach. Report abuse and protect your kids and your community from the DicButtkiss and the Gym Tickle Ball Jordan heretics.

DicButtkiss by pussygaloremore January 2, 2022