Dislexus 

A luxury car for those who signal left, and turn right.

Dislexus by Wizard November 9, 2001

Dislexus 

1. A penix.
2. A silly fellow.

1. Your such a Dislexus.
2. Im going to blame that one on Dislexus.

Dislexus by louis October 16, 2001

Dislexus 

of disreputable qualities

You're really getting on my dislexus!

Dislexus by louis October 16, 2001

dislexual 

Having a disdain for reading.

Goofus hated reading. He'd rather skip the book and wait for the movie. He was a lazy dislexual.

dislexual by Duh!Vinci October 9, 2008

dislexism 

When someone writes something sexist to someone else on the internet, but it is full of spelling errors and the wrong words.

Kathy: Oh wow I like these shoes.

Chad: Thos shus luk lik sumtin a hor wud ware!

Kathy: Wow. That’s a very dislexist thing to say. Idk if I’m more offended by the sexism, or the fact that you managed to spell every word wrong? It’s straight up dislexism!

Chad: Ecsactlie mi plam! Te mor ms. peled te wurdz r, te mor insulin!

Kathy: Lol wut...?

dislexism by The_Angry_Dragon June 20, 2018

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004