Carfed 

To have come (meaning ejaculated, not arrived) and barfed simultaneously.

Mark was so drunk, he fucked a chick so ugly he carfed himself.

Mark found out he had food poisoning while gettin some head and he carfed all over her face.

Carfed by scrumpyzebra April 23, 2010

Carked it 

When something/someone has died

I’m sorry I didn’t make it to your party last week, my dog carked it and I was too sad to come

“Hey do you know why John is so sad at the moment?” “Yeah, apparently his grandma carked it on Monday”

Shit mate, my car just carked it and I haven’t paid my insurance this month

Carked it by hazeleyedninja November 29, 2018

carked it 

Someone, or something has died.

Jimmy carked it last night! He had a heart attack.

carked it by talk2me-JCH2 February 14, 2022

carked 

dead, as in no longer alive and living, eg: gone to their maker

mr smith carked while away on holiday

carked by helen reed, April 5, 2008

Carded

To be checked for ID when entering an overage area (club, casino etc)

I can't believe that security guard carded me when i was coming in!

Carded by Dalo September 12, 2004

mutton carved as lamb 

a mature female recidivist of major cosmetic surgery

from a distance she could be a young sister but up close she's a ghoulish granny, a classic mutton carved as lamb.

mutton carved as lamb by Ned Stoat December 1, 2013

Carved out of wood 

Tough, Physically and mentally Strong,

Kids today are damn snowflakes but back in the day we were carved out of wood.

Carved out of wood by mcbny March 8, 2017