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The Crawford 

When someone puts their finger in a girls bootyhole and upon retraction of the finger discovers remnants from the inside, puts a beauty mark print of dookie on the girls face, leaving a Cindy Crawford-like mark on her face.
I totally gave that fat slut Ashlee The Crawford after I she asked me to finger her asshole last night.
The Crawford by T_Lex April 19, 2010
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The Crawford 

During the act of sex. The women is face down ass up. The Male puts both hands on her rear and spreads her ass check as far as humanly possible
Hey man you won't believe it. I gave her the Crawford last night. She could barely walk the next day.
The Crawford by ACE POUNDER November 9, 2018

The cindy crawford 

The cindy Crawford is when ur done with anal and u flick ur feces on her upper lip
When your all done fucking whichever skanky ass whore in the asshole then continue to slide your throbbing cock out of her poopshoot then notice you have shit on the tip of your dick so you have her look back at you and as she looks in your eyes you flip that little pebble of a turd on her upper lip resembling the cindy Crawford.

The Patty Crawford 

The Patty Crawford is when a male/female puts the pole end of his/her tennis racket in their asshole and spank his/her partner with the other end of the tennis racket. This must be performed naked.
Damn last night i was crazy! Zack and I did The Patty Crawford.

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026
Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.
feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004
Word of the Day on July 2, 2026