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to seek to learn or obtain information by asking
I heard you read a new book, may I inquire what it was about?
inquire by Dark_Slytherin January 24, 2006

Inquiver 

The man inquivered that his toes were burning
Inquiver by Inquiver February 11, 2022

Iquiterod 

Sarah Palin's Latest Arctic Sport.

The former Alaska Governor quit five colleges before finally graduating from the sixth. She quit her job in television. She and Todd quit their snow machine dealership in Big Lake. She quit her job as Mayor of Wasilla to run for lieutenant governor. She quit as chair of the Alaska Oil & Gas Conservation Commission. Now she has quit the governorship of the state she supposedly loves. Sarah Palin is a quitter. When the going gets tough, Sarah Palin quits.
Man, it's going to be tough to catch up to Palin in this year's Iquiterod.
Iquiterod by AshamedOvaries July 6, 2009
The thing in IB that is used to go deep and enjoy the moment, physical or mental.
Stefan inquired really deep into Espen.
Inquire by The inquiring man October 29, 2021

Pulling an Inquirer

If you are "pulling an Inquirer," it means you are so ignorant towards whatever it is you are talking about that you make up stories, words, and phrases to take attention away from the fact that you're a complete moron. "Pulling an Inquirer" only works on people with a level of stupidity greater than or equal to your own.
Noob (ie Option): Dood! I heard Intel's releasing an 13 core CPU optomized only for gamers with a COD4 ranking of 50 or higher! wtfBBQsauceHAX

TLD to Kops: Options pulling an Inquirer again...

INQUISEATER 

Pronounced: In-quiz-eater 1. The person at the table who constanly asks,"Are you gonna eat that?" 2. A person that asks too many questions about the meal they have ordered before it is even prepared.
1. I hate having lunch meetings with bob. He is such an inquiseater. I can't even take my fork away from the food for five seconds, before he starts asking, " Are you gonna finish that?" I hate it! 2. Oh, my god! I had dinner with jenny, and it was a nightmare! She is a raging inquiseater. It took us twenty minutes just to order our food, with her questions about the calorie content, trans fat content, where the veggies were grown, were they organic, blah, blah, blah. I wanted to rip my hair out!
INQUISEATER by Brittany T April 22, 2008