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If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.
Guy 1 " We need one soldier from the company to give up their flight back to the US, and stay in Afghan."

Moniz " Don't worry, you know it will be me."

Guy 2 " Don't worry there's 80 of us to chose from."

Guy 1 " We picked Moniz."

Guy 3 " Damn you just got MONIZED!!"
Monized by NJMactual April 14, 2010
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cock-morized 

When a female is not using good sense or not using their normal reasoning skills. Cocks on the brain.
That Jcow is not not using good sense, she's cock-morized.
cock-morized by Millie dee February 15, 2017
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Monize is a beautiful, friendly girl. A Monize would probably be one of the most popular and friendly people you will ever meet. She will keep your secrets, she would be there for you when you are alone or sad. And, she would be the BFF of your life. If you ever run into a Monize, you should get to know them.
My best friend Monize is going to the movies with me when no one else would come.
monize by Rose Waker November 20, 2017
When you find out your girlfriend is cheating on you but you don't care because you like that guy soooo much, like in Semi Pro.
Person 1: sorry your girlfriends cheating.

Person 2: it's ok I'm monixed by him. He's a semi pro basketball player.

Girl: my new boyfriend is monixing the hell out of my old one.
Monixed by Ohyeaaaaaah May 6, 2009

dick-motized

Hypnotized by the dick. The dick can put you in a trance if it’s good enough. Sometimes, the dick don’t even have to penetrate you. You can be dick-motized by seeing the dick, touching the dick, swallowing the dicks icing ext..
“she an’t gon leave his raggity ass, she dick-motized.”
dick-motized by PusayWater January 27, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026