gurtis 

an ugly/muck/mug ass girl or bitch

In the Bahamas, Jack got with many gurtis', thus making him the king of all gurti's.

gurtis by Amoney11691 April 13, 2010

gurtis 

adj- being totally lame. see douche

man is that kid gurtis

gurtis by Willie O April 30, 2006

gurtschnurger 

The minute piece of turd that's left clinging to the toilet after multiple flushes.

OMG bob, check out this gurtschnurger. Hes not budging!

gurtschnurger by analfunnyjuice September 4, 2018

Gurpism 

A very retarded and gay person that struggles to live by society’s standards.

An example of a person with ‘Gurpism’ is the founder of ‘Gurpism’, Gurpreet.

“Yo! That man has Gurpism!”

Gurpism by Marques Walker Sr. September 30, 2019

Gurtin' 

Verb; To Gurt

The act of ejaculating on a turtle

That Turtle is hurtin' for a gurtin'

Gurtin' by thegurtmeister1 March 4, 2010

It’s gurting time 

Gurting time is an incredibly monotonous lecture making you fall asleep or zone out instantly

This lecture is about to be so boring - Viktor
It’s gurting time - Erik

This lecture is making me pass out faster than a xanny - Filip
Yeah this lecture is so gurty - Linus

It’s gurting time by sleepy gurt January 25, 2023

Gurgis

Character from Planet of The Apes fan fiction novella “Gurgis the gay ape”.

Gurgis tried to keep his sexuality from the other Apes

Gurgis by Battyguy July 13, 2019