" hey you wanna watchg that jonny c, he ll try take the lot of ya if your not carefull, hes a right parasite"
by legend13 April 13, 2010
a member of the royal family who lives off the taxpayer whilst giving little in return except for opening a few hospitals and shaking a few hands
by tellitstraight September 07, 2007
most people in general in high school, thrive off of others,usually social animals, nosing into other people's bussiness, until someone grows the balls to the break their pretty little face
wide eyed parasite:"Are u and jenny having sex?"
descent person:"none of your business."(blank expression)
parasite:"please tell me, I wont tell anyone."
decent person walks away.
descent person:"none of your business."(blank expression)
parasite:"please tell me, I wont tell anyone."
decent person walks away.
by Slayerfan101 December 20, 2008
Jack: Shit dude, it's all burners, hippies, stoners, freaks and fags at this party.
Joey: Yep, nothin but parasites here, dude.
Joey: Yep, nothin but parasites here, dude.
by Jack the Dick March 07, 2007
by weasley June 29, 2004
one who feels that you are friends even tho you only one time, eventually starts to suck the niceness out of you on visual contact
by R.A.P.E. April 01, 2005
One who leaches off others whilst pretending to be their friend. Once they have their fill they move on to the next victim.
That Slimbo is a real parasite. Waited till his mate got a big payout then he and his mates bled him white then disappeared.
by Slimbo Kev February 10, 2017