an Apple fanboi obsessed with buying the iPad. he or she creams their jeans constantly at the thought of having a giant iPhone with no camera and nothing but iPhone apps 9 inches across.
by fleemsleem April 2, 2010

That Joe, with his foot fetish, he always licks the bottom of my feet...the pads. He is a padophile.
by Frisco Stories October 9, 2008
