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nothingtoxic.com is a shitstain on the taint of the interwebz. it features daily shocking and humorous user generated videos that could all be found elsewhere on the web. it used to be good, when scott owned it, before he sold out and sold the site to some noobtard named "bluetahoe99", who promptly used the site to sodomize himself, thus destroying his anus and a perfectly good website. the most notable feature of this site is the rabidly devout posters in the video comment section. they all think they are funny, although none of them are. some of the lesser evolved regular posters include: a moderator that masquerades as a cop, an illiterate, unfunny moron that believes hes a horse, a zionist conspiracy seeking clown, the "is he died" duo, an estonian gentleman with keen insight and a mean glamor shot, a drunken,rambling convict from new jersey that smells of marijuana and constantly baits the less intelligent into petty, pointless arguments, a dark humored pervert with a dog avatar and a scat fetish, some semi literate dork claiming to be from vegas while locking down the capslock button, and some cokehead that used to be king of an even worse website that sank so he swam to NT and now childishly mentions his penis as much at any given opportunity. these are just a few of the dregs that enjoy a daily dose of crappy videos and petty squabbling.
nothingtoxic is like a magic portal, where members never leave, they just reappear with a new name and avatar.
hubble: guys, did you post on nothingtoxic today?
huston: yeah, the usual. made 3 crappy comments about 3 crappy videos, and watched like 2 porn links.
hubble: wow. is brian in a damn coma or something?
bollockstoit: i dont know, but if you go on urbandictionary.com, nothingtoxic is synonymous with bile and dogpoop.
nothingtoxic by en jay ftw!!! March 23, 2010
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Nothing Toxic

A website that makes you cry. Whether it be from sadness or laughter.
Dude, I just went on Nothing Toxic and almost died from laughing!
Nothing Toxic by La Touf January 17, 2011

Nothing Toxic.com 

An internet website were users can comment on/for uploaded videos. Some of the videos are, categorically: shocking, funny, sexy, bizzare, and accident.
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Nothing Toxic.com by M2Da-P December 6, 2010

Nothing Toxic Forum 

A internet forum were a bunch of losers get together to talk half-demented bull shit to one another. However, in it's inception it was altogether differently. Members were polite and civil to each other. It has now turned into a sausage fest, thanks to half-witted users like "Weeg" and "Twin." Notable and, now, Nothing Toxic legends, include: MP, Buzzo, NT-Fan and the mentally deranged/handicapped, Powder (aka I LOVE PHAT TITTIES!!!! ).
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Nothing Toxic Forum by M2Da-P December 6, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026