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Comatose 

To be so fucked up you unable to move, talk,or see.
Man the other night I was hitting the bong I went past krunk I was fucking comatose.
Comatose by Phoenix January 31, 2004

Comatose 

One of the most Kick-Ass songs by one of the most Amazing Christian Rock bands of all-time!
"DUDE!! Comatose is the most Wicked song by Skillet!!"

"Fuck Ya!!" GOD RULES!!"

"No I just like there sound."

"??"
Comatose by piffman00 February 23, 2009

Comatose 

1. In a state of unconsciousness or in a coma
2. Numb or Numbing

Also, a song that Jaden Hossler sings. Aka Jxdn
"My heart is Comatose, Comtose."
Comatose by Pippigrace September 12, 2020

comatose 

What you wish you were while having a bad fuck.
I fucked a girl one time that was so bad in bed that I wished I was comatose!

comatose 

a strain of marijuana that is extremely potent and strong. Said to send users into a coma.
man we smoked a blunt of that comatose and i just passed the fuck out yadadamean
comatose by nigguhfingaz January 10, 2007

comatose 

to lie in bed and do nothing all day because you are too hungover to function
I'm so hungover. Let's go get food at Eick, and then we can comatose ourselves all day.
comatose by ECAT55 November 11, 2010