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vagimize 

an act similar to sodomy but without the crap, only performable on posessors of a vigina. Position and intent however remain the same. Also sometimes refered to as a "grudge fuck".
When your woman won't get out of bed and thinks that lying on her stomach is a safe position. Threatening to sodomize her won't work because you just "can't go there" instead you threaten to "vagimize" her, to get her moving.
vagimize by Elmonster March 20, 2010
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vaginized 

A male that is just a pussy, and his little bitty balls are found in his wife's purse
Multi meaning..

1) A boy meets a girl, and starts getting sooo much action he quits hanging with his buddies on the weekends. He must be vaginized.
2) That guy won't even take the trash out in the dark. He is definitely vaginized.
3)He's so vaginized, he won't even talk to me because his cousin killed a deer within a half mile of his stand.
vaginized by harry dearth June 4, 2016
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To make something more feminine. Effeminate. With the root word being Vag as in Vagina.
Mark is going to vagilize his car when he paints it pink.
Vagilize by bloberita October 20, 2008

Vagimite 

Marmite+Vagina it works a treat with sex. It tastes proper yummy fanny juice+ marmite is the best lunch anyone could have, you can buy it from ebay or play amazon etc but you don't want preowned vagimite 'cause that can go moldy
Monkeyman: Vagimite please :)
Nina: Not on your penis mateeey! ;)
Vagimite by Pokemonmadness April 18, 2009

vaginize 

To destroy, take over or conquer a vaginal region, often erecting a flag to represent ownership.
I would like to vaginize that death lady.
vaginize by Lorien King May 14, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026