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A Slammie is similar to a Slampiece, only much cuter.

Sure, you love slamming her, but she's on a completely different level than a simple Slampiece.

The important thing is she's a sexual dynamo that you can still show off in public.

Read: She's fine as hell.
Bro 1: "Bro, did you see that fine slam piece Devin was bangin on the bar last night?"

Bro 2: "Listen Bro, that bitch ain't no Slampiece, I mean look at her face... Devin was definitely taking a Slammie to town on that bar, not a Slampiece. You don't even deserve to be called a Bro, Bro."
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Wow, Samantha's such a slammie!
Slammie by MissRiss84 October 21, 2008
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Bongo-Slamming 

When two males take a firm grasp of the opposing man's thighs and fervently bash butts.
An innocent fan walked into The Capitals locker room only to see the horrifying sight of Alex Ovechkin and Jamie Benn viciously bongo-slamming.
Bongo-Slamming by alexovechkin September 22, 2014

Biscuit Slamming 

The act of packing a can of raw biscuits up your lovers rectum with a broom handle, allowing them to marinate a few days, shitting them back out, then bake and enjoy!
Steven and Rob are having another of their famous “Biscuit Slamming” parties, and word is there will be some cream filled! Woot!

I slammed my penith in the car door 

you slammed your penith in the car door
"I slammed my penith in the car door" "you slammed your penith in the car door" "ahahahoahajhahahaajhajbajah"
Beware of people who use "cute" words for food, ie. sammie, veggie, taters, nanners. maters and so on. These people usually have cute names for their private parts as well. So while they're preparing your "sammie", they are more than likely fondling their "herbert" at the same time.
"Can I fix you a (heh, heh) sammie?"
sammie by grouchy February 2, 2008

slammerated 

Being drunk and belligerent beyond all control. Having no memory of events due to being blacked out trashed.
Yanicki went to Wild Wing and chugged a pitcher of Long Island Iced Tea because he didn't alter the drink, which led to him becoming slammerated shortly thereafter.
slammerated by WPMIV December 13, 2010