FML 

fuck
my
life

docter said stop smokin when i dont even smoke... FML!!!!!!!!!!!

FML by MEXISNIPER$$$20105 December 13, 2009

FML 

"Fucking My Lady" polite way to say that you are fucking your girl. Used mainly on Myspace.

Larry: What are you doing man?
Bob: I'm FML!!

FML by effinyouup May 29, 2009

FML 

FML stands for Fuck My Life. It is usually used when someone is extremely irritated with something happening to them.

FML !!!!I FELL ONMY RIGHT ANKLE WENT TO THE HOSPITAL AND THEY SAID I SHOULDNT WALK ON IT FOR 10 DAYS !!!!NOW I HAVE AN INJURED BACK ARM LEG ANCKLE AND STOMACH !! FML FML FML !!!

FML by MidnightDawn October 30, 2010

FML 

short for "Fuck my life."

Perfect for use in one's Facebook status during the end-of-the-semester crunch or during final exams.

Note: the "m" can be substituted for the initial letter of any other pronoun.

"What's up with Gerry? His facebook status says 'Gerry says FML.' Should I be worried?"
"Nah, he just has 2 ten-bangers due tomorrow that he hasn't started."
OR
"Richelle, we need to start cramming soon. Like, FOL."

FML by jdizzleSK88 April 4, 2009

fml 

Acronym for "fuck my life"

Ugh, fml so hard.

fml by heymonday December 17, 2008

FML 

Short for fuck my life, originating from Superbad.

Also, a popular website where people can come together and feel sorry for themselves.

Dude: Wow, he's on that website again?

Bro: Yeah, he says FML all the time now.

Dude: Maybe its time to GET OVER IT.

FML by stopsayingthat April 2, 2009

FML 

stands for "fuck my life", used when something really shitty happens

The love of my life won't talk to me anymore, I have no friends and all I do is go to class, study, and go to work. FML.

FML by KJ.T November 2, 2009