Cyniflu 

- an illness characterized by an inability to believe anything you hear. .

"I phoned the helpline and they told me I had cyniflu, so my doctor has advised me to stay off work until it clears up. I'm not so sure"

Cyniflu by bert sofa February 24, 2010

Caniflurator 

n. A made up object used to imply that you know how a device operates

"Hey Joe, how did they get the video to play on the Plasma screen." They ran some wire, plugged it in an added a caniflurator to get the signal to the set.

Caniflurator by Barrzy December 10, 2006