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Rehydration Station

n, the day after a long sesh when you can't drink enough cos your dehydrated.

v, a place where you can rehydrate
Jo & Jack were just off a sesh when they needed to top up their fluids after partying.

Jack: "I'm so thirsty Iv already drunk 3 cans of irn bru"

Jo: "That's cos we are at the rehydration station"

Rehydration Juice 

A made up word used by the stupid bint on 'The Kitchen Pharmacy' to replace the word water.
Naturopath: ''Ill show you how to make some rehydration juice to stay young''

Mike: ''fuck off''

rectal rehydration 

CIA medical officers discussed rectal rehydration as a means of behavior control.
rectal rehydration by jw1337 December 14, 2014

dehydration

1) The loss of too much body fluid through frequent urinating, sweating, diarrhea or vomiting.
2) A state that occurs when not enough fluid is present to fulfill the body's fluid needs.
3) A condition in which the body loses more water than it takes in.
Excessive workout without water intake might lead to dehydration! So make sure u keep the fluid intake good.
dehydration by Aashish Dhand January 4, 2009

Dehydration

A scam created completely by the government to help bottled water companies sell more water
Oh no, I am Dehydration and I'm going to die
Dehydration by IhaveHIV December 31, 2020

Dehydration Quaff 

(1.) When a very elderly man ejaculates and only a cloud of sperm comes out.

(2.) Same scenario as #1 but only occurs when a younger male whacks-off while dehydrated causing a sperm misting effect.
I was whacking-off while hiking in the desert and had a dehydration quaff because I hadn't been drinking my urine like Bear Grylls does.