6 definitions by Butt-nut

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Noun: A long, damn near snake-like object which ranges from light brown to black with an overused nipple at the end. Commonly found spreading the HIV in National Geographic.
Noun: "Have you ever seen a girls boob?"
"I see them all the time on the Discovery Channel!"
"Dude, nigger tits don't count."
by Butt-nut December 26, 2006

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When a non ghetto person enters the hood and therefore becomes ghetto by associtation.
I know my stauts ain't hood but everytime i go to the 99 cent store I feel ghetto by association.
by Butt-nut August 11, 2007

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A phrase uttered out of disgust, surprise, awe, etc. Most likely coming about due to the popular idea of angels having wings and therefore having feathers. I'm pretty sure if Jesus had wings they'd be more like a bat's wing rather than feathery but whatever.

First heard on the Phil Hendrie Show by Pastor William Renick.

Tommy: How much to get my brakes fixed?
Mechanic: That's gonna run you 'bout $700.
Tommy: Sweet feathery Jesus!

by Butt-nut April 27, 2007

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Noun - A worth while place to deposit ones semen. Most likely a smart, attractive, athletic and wealthy girl.
Noun - "That girl is perfect, I'd love her to have my kids?"
- "Ya, she'd make a good cum vault."
by Butt-nut January 16, 2007

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Rehydration - When you're dehydrated you simply hydrate. I have no idea why some asshole added the "re" prefix.

Nutticus- "I'm so hungover, I need to rehydrate!"
Seemers - "Why don't you just hydrate?"
by Butt-nut February 22, 2010

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Noun - Describing a girl with one tit bigger than the other
Noun- "I got to second base with Veronica and it turns out she has one huge tit and one small one"
"I've never seen a girl with monomamaphatitous, was it hideous?"
"You bet"
by Butt-nut December 21, 2006

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