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Sittable 

A seat of any kind that is mildly damaged (whether it be a crack or a broken leg, etc.) but is not damaged to the point where it is not able to be used.
I accidentally put a crack in a chair in the children's section of the library, but it isnt splintered. It's sittable.
Sittable by BlueHandedMage August 10, 2019
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A face that's sexy enough to sit on
"God damn, that face is definitely sitable" *Jon says after looking in the Mirror
Sitable by Montgomery Nipps July 2, 2012

Un-Shittable-On 

1. The ability to stay cheery no matter how much shit life throws at you.
Denise: Wow, Jackie seems so happy. She's all smiles even though David just broke up with her.
Cindy: Yeah, that's Jackie though, she is un-shittable-on.
Un-Shittable-On by Pudge Jefferson December 29, 2009

shittable 

and adjective used to describe anything that is able to exit your poop chute into the watery depths below.
that cornbeef sandwich i had isn't shittable! I'm giving birth out my ass!
shittable by Pistol Petes August 2, 2008
To sit on a shitty chair next to Leeds Bradford Airport
To sit down on a shitty chair next to Leeds Bradford Airport in the darkness and figuring out that its clean so its sitable
Sitable by LBASHITE April 23, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026