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nippleton 

Nippleton is an all-female institute of higher education that bends over backwards to please its students and prepare nubile young ladies for the future.
Nippleton State University
nippleton by Mona Licker August 9, 2006

Nippy Nippleton 

Nippy Is A Nice Guy And Good Glitcher. He Doesnt Take Shit From No One Either. He Is Tha Leader Of A Klan Kalled Tha =HOMIEZ= And Will Build His Empire To Tha Fucking Top Baby. Nippy Is Also One Of Tha Greatest Rockstar Games Fans Ever. No Doubt About It. He's Also tha Best Gamer Alive.

ALSO KNOWN AS NIPPSTER NIP NIPPLE AND/OR NIPPO

=HOMIEZ= 2004
Yo. Did You See Nippy Yesterday. He Was Showing me A Fucking Bad Ass Glitch.
Nippy Nippleton by Derek Wolfe October 24, 2004

Nipplemoose 

An insult commonly used by secondary school goers. Derived from the Latin 'Mous' meaning a mammal with antlers, and 'Nippelus' a body part that no one has get found a use of, therefore making the person it is directed at a big, hairy, useless, imaginary mammal.
Stop being such a Nipplemoose!
Nipplemoose by Hazzyyyyy Beckyyy December 13, 2010

nippleometer 

The gauging of a room or environment's temperature using the apparent hardness (or not) of nearby nipples.
I didn't really feel cold, but I was according to my nippleometer.

niggleton 

a dumbass nigger

simpleton + nigger = niggleton
A: Dam dude, did you see Jordan smack that cop's ass?
B: Yeah man, Jordan is a fucking niggleton.

Teacher: Malcolm, what is the answer to 1+1?
Malcolm: Uhh, 11?
White boy: Wtf, it's not 11 you fucking niggleton, 1 g of crack + 1 g of crack is 2 g you stupid ass.
niggleton by BackToTheTreesNiggies December 5, 2009

Nippleboners 

When your nipples get hard/erect

alternative to a man having a erect penis but, this occurs in a different part of the body.

may happen whether you're male or female. though I like personally calling them nippleboners on the ladies or preferably myself.
"Wow look at Mandi wearing that wet tshirt you can totally see her nippleboners!"

"Mandi always said whenever she woke up from sleeping she'd awake with nippleboners"
Nippleboners by Mandi Marie Elgo October 16, 2005