Crochman

A douchebag who has several undesirable characteristics such as: Inability to walk normally, thinking it takes talent to play underoath on rockband drums, using words such as fiz kid, and being an overall ass hole.

Mike:dude fucking crochman is so annoying
dylan: im glad my brother took a shit in his sink.

Crochman by sdajsdhfqaklsdjfl February 13, 2010

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Chochman

Noun- Used to describe a man who is acting strange, sneaky, or out of place from reality. The person may also regularly take it from behind

My roommate is such a chochman..."Slumdog"

Chochman by Chuck TT Williams December 3, 2010

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Crochman • Chochman • coochmanger • Crouchman • da crocoman

Crouchman

A partially gay man-child'like humaniod.

Primarily identifed by being approximately only 20-25% homosexual. As the name implies, a "crouchman" is quick to bend-over in the shower, nosh a bit of knob, generally take it up the gary glitter.

Habitat: Northern chav suburbs of London near the "pit of despair", will still be living with parents - who will probably also be Crouchman's

Habitat will almost certainly intersect with that of a Phebey (definition in progress)

ADJECTIVE
poofter: "take a look at that crouchman, poor quarter-queen, does not know if he is 25% arthur or 25% martha"

VERB
Hampstead Heath Cruiser: "hey four-eyes, fancy a quick crouchman?"

Crouchman by Beefie August 2, 2006

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coochmanger

Seller of cooch and cooch accessories

I just bought this cooch from a coochmanger

coochmanger by Coochiecoocoo August 23, 2023

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da crocoman

In definition, it means "da crocoman" is the male baby who born and cursed to become a half boy crocodile

Justertisher is da crocoman who ate my basketball because I did'nt give a bump.
Ouch! Da crocoman ate my homework!

da crocoman by Arole Vassak Karudo October 15, 2023

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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