Top Definition
A partially gay man-child'like humaniod.

Primarily identifed by being approximately only 20-25% homosexual. As the name implies, a "crouchman" is quick to bend-over in the shower, nosh a bit of knob, generally take it up the gary glitter.

Habitat: Northern chav suburbs of London near the "pit of despair", will still be living with parents - who will probably also be Crouchman's

Habitat will almost certainly intersect with that of a Phebey (definition in progress)
poofter: "take a look at that crouchman, poor quarter-queen, does not know if he is 25% arthur or 25% martha"

Hampstead Heath Cruiser: "hey four-eyes, fancy a quick crouchman?"
by Beefie August 02, 2006
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