1 definition by sdajsdhfqaklsdjfl

A douchebag who has several undesirable characteristics such as: Inability to walk normally, thinking it takes talent to play underoath on rockband drums, using words such as fiz kid, and being an overall ass hole.
Mike:dude fucking crochman is so annoying
dylan: im glad my brother took a shit in his sink.
by sdajsdhfqaklsdjfl February 10, 2010
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