Male with abnormaly large penis.
Dang look at that guy, what a lucky woodring.
by Richard Yates June 23, 2008
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Noun

1. The residue of semen left around one's mouth after performing oral sex. The male's load leaves its mark after ejaculation.

2. One who becomes a fan of a sports team at the drop of a hat. Usually a fan of multiple teams in one sport. Not necessarily a bandwagon fan or a frontrunner, just someone who becomes a fan of random teams for dumb reasons.
Definition 1:

Boy: Babe, you were great.
Girl: Did I clean it all off?
Boy: No, I still see a woodring

Definition 2:

Steve: Hey Adam, why are you a Miami Heat fan? You're from New Jersey!
Adam: Because they beat the Dallas Mavericks in the 2006 finals and I'm a Phoenix Suns fan and i hate the Mavericks.
Steve: Okay, so why are you a USC fan?
Adam: Because some guy who went to a high school like an hour away from me went to go play football there.
Steve: Alright, so why are you a Florida Gators fan?
Adam: Because I got a Gators t-shirt as a gift and I don't feel like a loser while wearing it.
Steve: You're such a woodring!
by fear the eer June 2, 2011
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The anus of a person who is about to receive anal sex.
I stuck my morning wood right in her woodring, that woke her up.
by Urban Leximologist February 8, 2010
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The scar on a mans penis where he got circumsized. Usually only scene when the penis is erect.
Mikey had a faint woodring on his glorious manhood.
by Redwine October 6, 2017
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a seventh grade teacher at the Bullis school, whom youd die from, b/c of 2nd hand smoking.

Monday: one of the worst days, he smokes about a pack on his breaks!
Tuesday: little less, but youll still die.
Wednesday: least amount, you woulndt die, but you'll gag, and cough as you enter his 10 radius.
Thursday: starts up again!! 2 packs a day, at least
Friday: OH GOD!! I had to hold my breath when I entered the building he was in!
Weekends: the worst of all! he probably smokes 2-3 at a time! especially on sundays. you can tell the next day!
Bullis kid: "hey do you know where I could find Mr. Woodring?
Other Bullis kid: "yeah, just look for a really thick smoke cloud, and follow it!
by Man of Steel May 4, 2006
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