Taking as much time on the
shitter as possible to delay working on another, more important project. When one poocrastinates they sit back, relax and let nature take its course, however
long that
maybe. The reading of shampoo bottles, magazines and engaging in existential thoughts of life are highly common, even way after shitting has occurred.
I have a 2,500 word
essay due tomorrow. I was a third of the way through when I decided to take a dump. 45 minutes later,
deep in thought, I realized I had finished pooping nearly half an hour ago. "Damn I sure can poocrastinate" I said. Then I noticed I hadn't read the back of the toilet
paper package yet...