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kleinmen 

Man that shit in that dudes pants was definatly a Kleinman.
kleinmen by Maggie K May 8, 2005

kleinmen 

1. an asshole who everyone hates.
2. Someone that is better off dead
That frat boy is such a kleinmen he put ghb into that girls drink.
kleinmen by Michael May 10, 2003

kleinmen 

An old prof who is a joke to acadamia.
kleinmen by John Deo May 12, 2003

kleinmen 

1. n. person lacking ability, usually intellectual. 2. n. see fuddy-duddy 3. adj. harmless or otherwise ineffectual, with the connotation of impotence and stupidity. 4. see dumbass
That guy was such a kleinman, I'm not surprised he went to A&M; a kleinman is not good for much more than chasing cows. Man, aint Bob Dole a kleinman in that studpid viagra commercial
kleinmen by Anonymous May 17, 2003

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026