Time Disease 

A disease in which an individual exists in all of time and has experienced everything possible that they could experience, so the life that the individual lives is the best possible life they could live.

I would have gone to the party last night, but my Time Disease caused me to stay in.

Time Disease by Positive Feedback January 31, 2010

12-time disease 

(n). symptoms of this disease include adding -nm to the end of every post, posting after declaring your last post, and posting pictures of Lambeau and those damn fudgepackers to the north.

I tried to leave the message board, but 12-time disease got the best of me and I continued posting Lambeau pics after I said I was leaving -nm.

12-time disease by Anonymous June 5, 2003

Time-stop Disease 

A disease that makes it so whenever somebody timestops in a bizzare day(Roblox game) the patient with the disease has to reset. Can spread if the person trying to kill them is a loser. Image is what happens in their brain.

Oh no he has Time-stop Disease!

Time-stop Disease by Deathhead42 August 19, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022