Time Disease 

A disease in which an individual exists in all of time and has experienced everything possible that they could experience, so the life that the individual lives is the best possible life they could live.

I would have gone to the party last night, but my Time Disease caused me to stay in.

Time Disease by Positive Feedback January 31, 2010

12-time disease 

(n). symptoms of this disease include adding -nm to the end of every post, posting after declaring your last post, and posting pictures of Lambeau and those damn fudgepackers to the north.

I tried to leave the message board, but 12-time disease got the best of me and I continued posting Lambeau pics after I said I was leaving -nm.

12-time disease by Anonymous June 5, 2003

Time-stop Disease 

A disease that makes it so whenever somebody timestops in a bizzare day(Roblox game) the patient with the disease has to reset. Can spread if the person trying to kill them is a loser. Image is what happens in their brain.

Oh no he has Time-stop Disease!

Time-stop Disease by Deathhead42 August 19, 2019