Jimmy Whack 

N. A crass yet novel insult asserting that a person is, in essence, the personified act of male masturbation. Best used in moderation and in lieu of traditional slander due to its absurdity and memorable sting.

1 .Hey Jimmy Whack, what are we wearing tonight?

2. Did you see that guy cut in line? What a Jimmy Whack!

Jimmy Whack by Europe Penyen January 25, 2010

Jimmy Whack 

Whacking your thin jimmy aka your cock back and forth on the face of your partner in a rapid and repeated fashion.

She was being a little mouthy last night so I gave her the jimmy whack.

Since she was sucking my balls so good I did a little jimmy whack on her forehead.

Jimmy Whack by Eaton Holgoode December 15, 2017

Jimmy Whack 

A no longer functioning penis.

Hey, Sephy's Jimmy whack!

Jimmy Whack by Rhendal September 21, 2003

jimmy sack whack 

another word for jimmy tap but much more vicious

"Hey, do you know what a jimmy sack whack is?" "No, what is it?" "I'll show you." "Oww, why'd you do that, now I'm not going to be able to have kids."

jimmy sack whack by Beegis June 23, 2006

jimmy wack 

a kid named james that uses someone else hand to jack themselves off Last name usually starts with S

Jimmy got a jimmy wack from meghan

jimmy wack by Walter manner November 9, 2012

My jimmy's wacked 

My penis is not functioning properly

A time when you would use this term is when the process of ejaculation is not performing up to its standards. This is a great and discreet way to announce the issue.

Example: "Yo check it, my jimmy's wacked!"

My jimmy's wacked by Shankapotumus September 2, 2010

jimmywhacker 

People who randomly punch dudes in the dick and/or balls without warning in an non loving way

I accidentally tripped Mark and that fucking jimmywhacker kicked me in the nuts

jimmywhacker by ToolHandle November 10, 2020