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Swatching 

Swatching is when a male is giving his salami to a married lady all whilst her husband is in the corner enjoying the sights enjoying a nice cold cut sandwich
"While Mr Thunderbirke was swatching, Cole sure was giving Mrs Thunderbirke's Ole Roast Beef sandwich a proper pounding. Well until Mr Thunderbirke got a little careless and a pickle got loose from his sandwich. Cole isn't allowing anyone to swatch anymore!"
Swatching by Mr_Pudge May 9, 2022
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Swatching 

Looking for Sasquatch in descrete areas, usually a great northern exciting adventure. High and low, warm or dry, great sporting event.
"Hey Dougie, we just got this fresh snow on the ground, let's head to Arcadia to go Swatching!"
Swatching by C-Fizz January 24, 2010

why am i searching this up 

You are clearly bored and don't know what to search so I put this just to say I defined this first BTW why the fuck are you reading this? And why am i searching this up?

binge-watching 

Watching a TV series in like a week with multiple seasons, and getting little to no sleep.
i am currently binge-watching all 10 seasons of Supernatural.
or
I binge watched 10 years of television in 2 weeks!
binge-watching by Emo/SPN Trash af October 19, 2015

Scratching like a DJ

Female masturbation. Frigging the bean back and forth like a DJ scratching vinyl.

I walked in on my roommate scratching like a DJ last night.

I woke up so engorged and horny I had to scratch it like a dj.

My uncle offered me $200 if he could watch me scratch it like a dj. Want to go to the mall?

Cock watching 

When a man is in another mans business instead of focusing on his own moves or decisions. Usually it’s when you’re doing something they don’t agree with or thought of first so they hate on it.
“Bro why are you worried about what I’m doing you’re cock watching right now..”
Cock watching by Jayrodrick December 5, 2020

Tank top Watching 

When a creepy guy is watching you, (he doesn’t have to be wearing a tank top) but he has to give off tank top vibes. And have a little dirt on his shirt.
“There was this guy that was tank top watching me earlier.”