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Slazanger 

This is when a man squats over his partner around the chest area with the woman lying on her back. While squatting over her chest the male begins to deficate through a tennis racket (must be a Slazanger) onto his partners chest.
"did you hear about Gill?"
"No, what happened?"
"Dave Slazangered her last night, she's in hospital!"
"is she ok?"
"No"
Slazanger by Sla-Zen-Ger January 19, 2010
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Dick Slanger 

A man who Beats The Pussy(Vagina) Up. A who man gives a woman a good fucking in other terms getting up in them Guts!!!!!!!!!!!
Also a man who sexually satisfies a lot of women. A man that gives her a lot of orgasms before he bust his big load on her.
Woman: Hey Zaddy

Man: Hey lil mama ready for me

Woman: Yes, you gone fuck me good

Man: Baby, That shouldn't even be a question

Woman:(snickels,or laugh) Why not(seductive voice)
Man: Gurl you know imma Dick Slanger(aggresive voice)
Man: Grabs woman ass and squeezes

Woman: Hah(gasp in suprise but likes it)

Man: Picks her up and takes her to the landry room and close the door shut
Man:Fuck this pussy tight!!!!
Woman: Oh Yes Zaddy!!!!!!!!
Noises from Landry room: Clap!!! Clap!!!!! Clap!!!! Uhhh!!!! Shit!!!!! Fuck!!!!!

I think yall get it by now .....
Dick Slanger by Ole' Reliable April 22, 2018

Savanger 

A combination of Savage and Scavenger, sometimes in name only

1-A "bully" that uses lack of physical size to scavenge something
2-A whiny asshole that gets what he wants whether or not he deserves it.
3-Another word for a Bully that uses physical size and fear to get what he wants.
1-"Ah man this kid kept begging for a sammich I had, I ended losing my lunch just because of his Savanger ass"
2- "Damn man Isaiah was whining and trying to fight me all day, but nope he wouldn't get off my back until I gave him what he wanted, he's such a Savanger"
3- "GIVE ME DAH SANDWICH ARRGHHHHhh! "Fuck you man you're a damn Savanger!"
Savanger by NotQ April 8, 2008

spazager 

A manager/project manager that works software industry that freaks out over small issues and abuses the use of the 'yt' abbreviation by sending it over IM and/or text message
Terry: yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?
Terry: yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?
Terry: yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?
Me: Yes I'm here spazager, what is the issue this time. You forgot how to boot your computer?
spazager by BoneSoaker September 27, 2013

poop slanger 

A racial slur referring to black people black people as monkeys who throw their own poop.
"Damn I hate playing Bball with all these poop slangers!"
poop slanger by grapen3rd March 2, 2014

Crab Slanger

Slang word for hooker or slut. A person who knowingly has crabs or any other STD, that gives them away like candy.
Hey baby, you looking for a date?
No thanks, I don't fuck with crab slangers.
Crab Slanger by Ru$ticulis November 10, 2010

Snazwanger 

A female in which has very large tatters (a.k.a boobs, breasts, knockers, funbags, tits).
Damnnn, look at that snazwanger, she atleast has to be a 36DD.