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speeping 

Hey Doni, why aren't you speeping right now?
speeping by ididitdoni January 23, 2020

Sleeping Warrior

An individual who proposes the earth is a flat plane surrounded by an icy pizza crust and makes wild claims that objects fall or float due to their density only.

A gravity denier who beats off into a Henry vacuum cleaner and considers that scientific method.

A flat earther who cannot research and / or doesn't wash. A keyboard warrior for those who are still asleep.

An unscientific and unimaginative attention seeker who proves the earth is a globe yet denies the evidence in order to make money off other people's good nature.

A predator and a charlatan. An unremarkable Level 1 Pandarian Monk from Azeroth.
Person A: "Got a vacuum cleaner handy?"
Person B: "Don't be a sleeping warrior."

Person A: "So i told the idiot Mt Rainer should tower over Mt St Helen at the height illustrated in that photograph, but he got the height wrong"
Person B: "The height was referring to the side peak of Mt St Helens, not the summit"
Person A: "The photograph is fake then"
Sleeping Warrior by theboobox October 21, 2019
When a person is knocked out, usually in a dramatic fashion.
"SLEEPINGZ!!!" (immediately said after watching a knockout)
sleepingz by Mr. Flip May 3, 2008

Sleeping with Pete

getting ridiculously drunk.
I think I'll pass on the next round of shots...if I don't watch out, I'll be sleeping with Pete tonight.
Sleeping with Pete by melodyq February 2, 2009

Sweeping the Roof

A job Sweeping the Roof is a no show job. Essentially you don't have to go in because who's going to check or know if you've swept the roof.
My uncle Joey got me a job 9-5 sweeping the roof over on W 32nd Street.
Sweeping the Roof by Fcpcool August 29, 2019

sleeping on you 

Not paying any attention
I can't believe everybody is sleeping on you.
sleeping on you by MSKSBOYD July 14, 2016