2 definitions by theboobox
An individual who steals or "snatches" cucumbers for sexual gratification.
A chinese dish, comprising cucumbers and your cousins broad nose, often served in a broth with ciabatta bread.
Vegan body builders who perform snatch lifts whilst consuming cumberland curlers.
Most archaeologists are cumbersnatchers.
A chinese dish, comprising cucumbers and your cousins broad nose, often served in a broth with ciabatta bread.
Vegan body builders who perform snatch lifts whilst consuming cumberland curlers.
Most archaeologists are cumbersnatchers.
Person A: "Your sense of humour sucks asshole"
Person B "You fucking Cumbersnatch"
Man: "What is today's special Garcon?"
Waiter: "Cumbersnatch"
Person B "You fucking Cumbersnatch"
Man: "What is today's special Garcon?"
Waiter: "Cumbersnatch"
by theboobox February 11, 2020
An individual who proposes the earth is a flat plane surrounded by an icy pizza crust and makes wild claims that objects fall or float due to their density only.
A gravity denier who beats off into a Henry vacuum cleaner and considers that scientific method.
A flat earther who cannot research and / or doesn't wash. A keyboard warrior for those who are still asleep.
An unscientific and unimaginative attention seeker who proves the earth is a globe yet denies the evidence in order to make money off other people's good nature.
A predator and a charlatan. An unremarkable Level 1 Pandarian Monk from Azeroth.
A gravity denier who beats off into a Henry vacuum cleaner and considers that scientific method.
A flat earther who cannot research and / or doesn't wash. A keyboard warrior for those who are still asleep.
An unscientific and unimaginative attention seeker who proves the earth is a globe yet denies the evidence in order to make money off other people's good nature.
A predator and a charlatan. An unremarkable Level 1 Pandarian Monk from Azeroth.
Person A: "Got a vacuum cleaner handy?"
Person B: "Don't be a sleeping warrior."
Person A: "So i told the idiot Mt Rainer should tower over Mt St Helen at the height illustrated in that photograph, but he got the height wrong"
Person B: "The height was referring to the side peak of Mt St Helens, not the summit"
Person A: "The photograph is fake then"
Person B: "Don't be a sleeping warrior."
Person A: "So i told the idiot Mt Rainer should tower over Mt St Helen at the height illustrated in that photograph, but he got the height wrong"
Person B: "The height was referring to the side peak of Mt St Helens, not the summit"
Person A: "The photograph is fake then"
by theboobox October 21, 2019