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Cocknotist

When a well endowed man swings his cack back and forth in front of a woman like a pendulum until she goes into a deep sleep. Once the woman is fully emotionally and physicality paralyzed the man shoots his gravy on her forehead.

Note* The Cocknotist is a wonderful one-night-stand technique. The woman will never remember what happened the night before, and the man may have free reign over a wondrous body. It is cheaper, more effective, and completely legal compared to its counterpart, roofies.
I was peeing in the guy's bathroom when the lady janitor was cleaning and I decided I wanted some action. I gave her the cocknotist and fucked her like a banshee in the 3rd stall, the one with all the profanity and cacks, then I left her there to be found only by her boss and to make matters worse, be fired the next day.
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Cocknoisseur 

Connoisseur - an expert judge in matters of taste
Cock - not bird kind

Cocknoisseur - an expert in the appreciations of cock
He told me "Nice cock, bro"
Well, he shold know, he's a cocknoisseur, went to Uni and everything
Cocknoisseur by Appreaciater April 18, 2023
Related Words

cocknotized

When a woman is so caught up with herself that all she thinks about is cock and doesnt care how she gets it, sort of like hypnotized but having to do with cock.
"Man that girl was so cocknotized that she had sex with a donkey last night."
cocknotized by Tsquared November 30, 2007

cockmoist 

A lubricating, clear, sticky formula, which cleans the urethra before ejaculation.
You've got cockmoist on me again
cockmoist by Blarney October 10, 2003

Cocknotized

When a woman is so hypnotized with how great a guy's cock is that she looks past his character flaws - i.e. being a racist, not having a job, not going to school and/or having voted for George W. Bush.
He's a complete loser? Oh, she must just be cocknotized.
Cocknotized by LivLee89 August 14, 2011
One who is an expert in drawing, sculpting, molding, painting, carving, sketching, creating, etc artificial cocks.
That cock on the wall in the bathroom must have been drawn by a real cocktist
cocktist by ROCKY D January 23, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026