Comcasting 

Comcast (-ing) (-ed) - Verb
1. An abuse of power/authority/or systematic control to detrimental effects.

2. A paradoxical system; i.e. an unsolvable maze.

After being put on hold for a customer service representative, the customer service representative told me I had to be put on hold for a customer service representative. I hung up when I realized they were Comcasting me.

Comcasting by Someone without internet March 19, 2014

comcasting 

Comcasting is actually a sex move in which you shit on your partners face while punching them in their genitals and then send them a bill for it.

The tyrannical CEO of Comcast paradoxically enjoyed being comcasted as he was usually the one comcasting everyone else.

comcasting by DCVulcan3 January 3, 2016

Comcasting 

When you take your universal Comcast remote to other peoples houses and confuse them by changing the channel, turning the tv off, ect. Usually done through a window, but can be done blind (through walls).

Me and Jake went Comcasting last night. It was crazy, we ordered a ton of movies for my neighbor with on demand.

Comcasting by Haxed13 November 22, 2009

Comcasting 

A sex move in which you shit on your partners face while punching them in their genitals and then send them a bill for it.

I have been comcasting nearly every night, but I still can't afford to pay my rent in full.

Comcasting by dosesandmimosas January 3, 2016

Comcasting 

Verb; the act of intermittently dropping internet connection.

Nah I can't play left for dead, there's a thunderstorm and my internet is comcasting :(

Comcasting by Zeno Tasedro February 12, 2009

Comcasting 

To subtly, steadily increase someone's monthly bill, with the hope that they won't notice the month-to-month increase. Often used in conjunction with vague services fees and deceptive promotional periods. Considered widely to be the douchiest form of accounting.

Goddamnit, every month my bill goes up by $3-$4 because of some bullshit fee, and the only way I can get my bill back to where it was is by spending 2hours arguing on the phone. They are really comcasting us.

Comcasting by bradybjr March 27, 2015

comcasting 

Used to describe a request with an unrealistic turnaround time. Derived from the comcast commercial where the woman orders a latte then immediately asks "where's my latte"

Can you write a report on the history of the world...is that report on the history of the world ready yet? - Comcasting

comcasting by Robness December 28, 2006