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Punk Monkey 

1:A set of Inline Skates that are bottom of the line; generally low quality or cheap Skates worn by beginners who want to learn to skate but aren't ready to spend a large amount of money just to find out they really don't like inline skating.

2:A pseudo-abrasive term, that is an informal way to tell someone their ride (not always inline skates) is cheap, basic, or bottom of the line.
You: "Those neighborhood Rail Rats just strapped on some Punk Monkeys and knocked over my trash cans!"

You to a newbie skater (friend): "You're riding Punk Monkeys!"
Punk Monkey by The Red Yiff October 16, 2009

Punk_Monkey 

A girl on IGN who is the target of much hate from prepubescent teenagers who will never get laid. Mostly from a board called the vestibule.

Due to many especially patethic posters who have saved her pictures to photobucket accounts, she is often called an attention whore despite the fact she seldom posts pictures.
Punk_Monkey by i win December 15, 2004

punk_monkey 

A sexy woman from IGN.

Punk_Monkey 

She's not that attractive and I'm not even entirely sure that she's not a he but hey I'm Kajan97 so I'm used to surprises!
Instead of sucking my dad off as usual every Saturday at 7pm sharp I think I'll ask that Punk_Monkey babe on a date!
What have I got to lose other than more dignity when she either rejects me or I found out what she's sticking in my ass isn't her tongue but a giant penis attached to her pelvic region?!!
Punk_Monkey by Kajan97 September 24, 2004

punk_monkey 

an ugly slut from ign
man have you seen that punk monkey? yeah meng shes a slut yo! of course G.
punk_monkey by punk money blows April 14, 2004