The place where douche-bags and douche-nozzles come from. It's not a nice place to visit. It is in Northern Germany, directly downwind from the pork sausage factory in Sphinkterdorf.
Someone who is a dork and therefore not cool enough to even be a douchebag, but who tries so hard to act cool that they blur the line between dork and douchebag.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.