dicksplode 

Spontaneous, unavoidable ejaculation.

I couldn't help but dicksplode when I saw the hot substitute teacher walk into the classroom.

dicksplode by mackel22 October 22, 2009

dickslowed 

You're driving your car and making good time and then you pull up behind someone going really slow and you can't pass. You just got dickslowed.

Sorry, I got dickslowed on my way over here.

dickslowed by westcherry October 1, 2016

Dickolodeon 

Slang word for the new nickolodeon which sucks balls

Hey man guess what?
What?
They just passed shitty iCarly on Dickolodeon
Oh that's fucking bad!.

Dickolodeon by latino14 August 1, 2010

dickelodeon 

A Term for calling Nickelodeon when they get rid of your favorite cartoon classics.

They're such a dickelodeon when they do that!

dickelodeon by lolmaster444 June 2, 2018

dickplowed 

To get plowed by a dick. Fucked hard.

Hey honey, wanna go upstairs and get dickplowed.

dickplowed by philsphan88 March 16, 2008

dickelodeon 

dik-uh-loh-dee-un
noun
1- a person, usually a male, who is behaving like a childish jerk.

origin
from the word dick dick+ cable channel geared for immature audiences.

He was a real dickelodeon last night when he freaked out because he couldn't find his shorts.

dickelodeon by votrk July 2, 2011

Dickelodeon 

A rare type of penis with magical abilities that can grant flight power to its owner during sex.

Girl: How big was his dick?
Other girl: Small as shit, but it was a dickelodeon so we flew through the sky singing "Whole New World" while we had intercourse.
Girl: ...Worth it.

Dickelodeon by Mei-main June 1, 2018